I’ve always thought dolls that “talk” or “sing” are creepy; the voices always sound really tinny and are
difficult to understand. Case in point: a Miley Cyrus Christmas doll that sings about pies and caroling. What kind of pies does Miley like? Oh, pumpkin…or a dirty word that sounds like pumpkin when played through the speaker on the back of a doll. This video, from a Florida news outlet, is rated PG-13 for possible adult language. Keep pluckin’ that chicken, Miley!
Extra Credit: A lot of Turkey Trots offer pie prizes for Thanksgiving runners. A possible typo at the end of this story makes it unclear if runners in Ipswich, Massachusetts get a pie to take home or a pie in the face when they cross the finish line.