This is a bit of a soft launch. Stand by for my first formal post, but this bit of pie news was too insane not to jump on.
Many of us leave Thanksgiving dinner with emotional scars, but one woman in Texas left with first- and second-degree burns from a piece of pecan pie to the face.
The sibling squabble went down while our brother-of-year was nuking his slice of pie, which is strange because I prefer mine room temperature. And since family violence is more important than silly blog posts, there is a warrant out for the pie bandit’s arrest. He’s facing aggravated assault charges.
This is just one more reason I’m not into corn syrup.